Bonjour, Mhoroi, Hello etc

OK I have a blog now! I can safely say I am a true geek now, my computing life is complete :) **looks to the sky in an inspirational website pose**

alright now that I'm over that lets start blogging!

Those of you reading who know me might be a little perplexed as to why I've decided blogging... well I have a trend that I noticed that I think will best explain my reasoning:

• Mark Zuckerburg dissed his chick on his blog... he later made facemash then facebook...

Let me be honest, hes the only one I could think of lol. I thought of lying but then i remembered who my audience is so uhm ill just look awkwardly at the floor now.
To avoid my embarrasing situation, Ive come up with a new theory as to why Ive decided to blog; my title.
Look at it, aint it beautiful? and it was made posible by my ability to be multilingual which is a result of many beatings from the teachers, a few visits to Jembis (old headmasters) office, a few croissants in Ms G's (my mum :) )class and endless happy birthdays in the dining hall. However such impeccable linguistics need to be kept sharp by constantly practicing, so Im going to have my posts in English, Shona, Latin and French! I'm Lying.

I think I have successfully wasted five minutes of your time (which was my original intention **evil smile) so I will tell you why I REALLY made this blog. Its because I think I observe lots of things so i thought why not jot down my thoughts on afore named observations on a simple blog... given Ill include a little sarcasm, a little sexual inneundo and a little rambling but it will still be worth reading i promise (kindly read that sentence again by removing the words "a little").

So there you have it, Tinashe Chidziva saying it with a Zimbabwean Eyes view... Unbiased, Always focu..... wow she got an a... I mean... what was I saying? Forget the amazing news style tagline. I'm gonna write what i think here and you are going to read and like it. No further instructions shall be issued.

PS I intend to make my other posts with pictures for those who need visual aid, which I guess is no surprise if you're a man, but, if you're a lady im sure your imagination and intelligence will find this satisfactory, I mean ladies could read about "clouds" making it rain and they'd get wet  **wink**

2nd PS i deliberately said man and lady, its not my poor grammar, I would have to be drunk to let that happen.... which can be arranged hehe ok Now Im really stopping!